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May I present the 2013 contenders for Name of the Year. These are all the names of genuine people.
Previous winners include: Dutch pharmacoepidemiologist Taco Monster PhD , convicted bank robber Courvoisier Winetavius Richardson, Vice-President of JP Morgan, Hong Kong Vanilla Dong and my personal favourite, the South African Minister for Human Settlements Tokyo Sexwale.
One head-to-head match-up is decided by the internet each day and you can cast you own votes at the Name of the Year website:
My money is Yolanda Squatpump, though Dr David Dickensheets and Smokey Don Pipes are also close to my heart:
(Click the figure for a bigger version. If you were wondering about the weird names of the Regional sections, they come from previous winners, because of course.)